SCRC Loudoun VA Featured Member - December, 2009

Name:   ImaMae (Hell honey...I'm liberated now! None of this Mrs. Claus crap for me!)

Nickname:   Ima

Marital Status:  Married

Location:  The North Pole

Hometown:  A touch south of the Pole.

Children:  Afraid it wasn't in the cards for me and Nick. We have some wonderful elves though. Well... except for Weebil, but we don't let on about his um... Issues.

Age:  A lady never tells her age. Try it again and you lose a limb.

Occupation:  The First Lady of the North Pole

Current motorcycle(s):  It's a 2005 dual exhaust wheeled tobaggan. That baby can move!!

How did you hear about the SCRC and when did you join?
I was looking for a new hair stylist on the internet for the Mister. At first I thought it stood for Some Curly Retro Combeover, but when I hung around for a bit, I liked what I say (Don't tell Nick, but I'm into Burly men!)

How long have you been riding?
I started at about age 70 when I was still a young whippersnapper.

Have you ever taken a motorcycle safety course?
Oh crud! I knew I forgot something!

What was your first bike?
I think it was a Tricycle. Red. Yeah, that's what won my heart with Nick!

How many bikes have you owned?
Just 2. I started a tad late.

Why do you ride?
Hell.. if you had a home full of dwarfs, don't you think you'd work to get out of the house too???

Have you ridden with an organized group before?
Not on a bike, but we frequently ride with the reindeer. They're a trip, Sonny!

What modifications have you done to your bike?
I've been trying to reign in my spending. No new mods lately.

What accessories do you want to add to your bike?
Something tall dark and handsome will do!

What is your dream bike?
You know...theres not much variety at the North Pole. I'm good with what I have.

What kind of riding do you like to do — straight-aways or twisties?
Yes!!!!!!!!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

If you have a nickname, how did you get it? Tell the truth!
Oh honey, I really can't share that in mixed company.

What is your favorite riding route?
I like the road less traveled! Great place to get to practice wheelies.

Do you ride your bike to work?
I work in my home. No.

What is the fastest you’ve ridden?
My tobaggan doesn't have a speedometer. Not sure.

What is your favorite time of year to ride?
No time like the present!!

Have you ever been down? If so, how were you hurt and what did you learn from the incident?
Nope.. Never been down. But if there had been an incident, I guess the lesson would be to stop riding, unlike some of you other boobs!

Have you ever done an "Iron Butt" ride?
With this much padding, I'm sure I could give it the good old college try.

If not, what is the furthest you’ve ridden?
A good 50 miles. Hey.. the Pole isn't all that big!

What was the worst weather in which you’ve ridden?
Snow of course.

Do you know how to work on your bike?
No. Lucky for me the dwarves are multi-taskers.

What is your favorite road song?
Grandma got run over by a reindeer. I laugh, I cry, I get snot all over the inside of my helmet.

What was your most adventurous ride?
Not sure I can say that in mixed company either.

What rallies or events do you like to attend?
Daytona Baby!!!

Is there someone who rides "two-up" with you?
Once in a while, Nick'll jump on the back and I take him for a spin.

Off the cuff from...Ima
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!