SCRC Loudoun VA Featured Member - December, 2010

Name:   Mr. Grinch

Nickname:   Mean One, Heel, Monster, Foul One

Marital Status:  Not currently but I have my eye on this Fiery redhead **PSSSST don't tell her husband, I heard he is a Tank**

Location:  Mount Crumpit, VA (up the hill from Who'ville and my next door neighbor is Frank Beck)

Hometown:  Who'ville, VA

Children:  Adopted; Cindy Lou Who

Age:  53

Occupation:  Thief

Current motorcycle(s):  KTM Motorcycle Sled

How did you hear about the SCRC and when did you join?
Last year after raiding some stockings in Who'ville I stopped in Leesburg at the house of Chad and Kristi Baeseman, I saw some Loudoun County SCRC patches lying around. I figured if they let Chad in, they would let anyone in. This was the group for me!!

How long have you been riding?
I renew my permit every year.

Have you ever taken a motorcycle safety course?
Yes, but some punk named Throttle kicked me out of Skoot School.

What was your first bike?
A Moss Covered-Three Handled Family Grudunza.

How many bikes have you owned?
2, the KTM and a Triumph 675 (see pictures).

Why do you ride?
To ensure that Who'ville is appropriately terrorized on Christmas morning.

Have you ridden with an organized group before?
Does my dog Max count as a group? I was the Tail Gunner and he was Ride Leader on Xmas.

What modifications have you done to your bike?
Skids and snow rails.

What accessories do you want to add to your bike?
A cactus, an eel, and a 29 and a half foot pole.

What is your dream bike?
M109 with skids and a Krat fabricated sleigh trailer to carry my loot.

What kind of riding do you like to do — straight-aways or twisties?
What does freefall down the side of a mountain count as?

If you have a nickname, how did you get it? Tell the truth!
Tell the truth! Ahhh, well that is a story worthy of a good cosmo and a cigar! Ask me on New Years!

What is your favorite riding route?
Straight down Mount Crumpit to Who’ville.

Do you ride your bike to work?
Of course.

What is the fastest you’ve ridden?
32.2 feet per second SQUARED

What is your favorite time of year to ride?

Have you ever been down? If so, how were you hurt and what did you learn from the incident?
I went down the side of a mountain on Xmas eve. My heart grew three sizes that next morning, it hurt like hell. Taught me to never trust a Who!

Have you ever done an "Iron Butt" ride?
Have YOU ever ridden down a mountain on a Moss Covered Three Handled Family Grudunza? Gives a whole new meaning to Iron Butt.

If not, what is the furthest you’ve ridden?
The whole way to Who’ville.

What was the worst weather in which you’ve ridden?
A Xmas Night Blizzard.

Do you know how to work on your bike?
Of course I have had private lessons from Tweaker in the man cave.

What is your favorite road song?
Fahoo Foraze

What was your most adventurous ride?
I road on an SCRC Loudoun, West Virginia Overnight. Enough Said, who wants a hot dog?

What rallies or events do you like to attend?
There is this kicking Rally in Who'ville on Xmas Day. You should check it out.

Is there someone who rides "two-up" with you?
Just my dog Max, or one of these two wild chicks I know that go by Pink,Ish or was it Ish and Pink?

Off the cuff from...Mean One, Heel, Monster, Foul One
Have a very Happy Holiday
Fah who For-aze
Dah who dor-aze
Welcome Christmas
Come this way!

Fah who for-aze
Dah who dor-aze
Welcome Christmas
Christmas Day!

Welcome, welcome
Fah who rah-moose
Welcome, welcome
Dah who dah-moose
Christmas day is in our grasp
So long as we have hands to clasp

Fah who for-aze
Dag who dor-aze
Welcome Christmas
Bring your cheer
Fah who for-aze
Dah who dor-aze
Welcome all Who's
Far and near

Welcome Christmas, fah who rah-moose
Welcome Christmas, dah who dah-moose
Christmas Day will always be
Just so long as we have we.

Fah who for-aze
Dah who dor-aze
Welcome Christmas
Bring you light

Welcome Christmas
Fah who rah-moose
Welcome Christmas
Dah who dah-moose
Welcome Christmas
While we stand
Heart to heart
And hand in hand

Fah who for-aze
Dan who dor-aze
Welcome welcome